This “Auto-Bio-Graphia” in three parts spans three continents -Europe, the Americas, and Asia. This tongue-in-cheek, no holds barred telling of the protagonist’s “true life history” addresses her deceased mother. Truths “best not told” are now aired and held up against the sunlight. Whether banality, ignominy, complicity, sin or simple desire, they are no longer swept under the rug. The reader is taken on a wild ride from prehistoric Europe to New Amsterdam, from Formosa to the USA, and from more recent historic events in Washington, D.C. to the realities of contemporary daily life in rural Maryland.